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Here’s a tribute to Mas Selemat the Nasi Lemak Terrorist:

Mas Selemat went to toilet to fetch a pail of water,
Mas Selemat had a limp, but he managed to escape!
Nasi Lemak was so delicious the guard didn’t bother,
And that is how Mas Selemat broke through the barricade!

*** THIS IS NOT FACTUAL, IT’S ONLY A NONSENSICAL POEM***
♥
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