Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with behaving like an aunty – if you’re over 40years old, with kids, possibly retired or a housewife, likes hanging out with other women like yourself in your neighbourhood market place or hang-outs like kopitiams, playgrounds, supermarket… I’ve got lots of respect for such “aunties” because they are your mothers, relatives (real aunts), your retired teacher… and basically your average elderly women.

HOWEVER.

I’ve spotted a NEW KIND OF AUNTY!!!

I present to you…………… The Beginning of E-AUNTIES

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I’m sorry that I have an urge to blog about Singapore’s favourite drama – Xiaxue versus Dawn Yang. I can’t help it, simply, because, I overheard other e-aunties blogging about this.

So what do you do when you overhear a juicy piece of scandal, drama, gossip? You pass it on like a hot potato!

Yes! We have to keep blogging about how these scandals are so scandalous. “Aiyoh… how… Xiaxue might get sued leh!”, “So that Dawn Yang really very fake ah?”, “Actually both these siao char bohs equally fake lar!”.

Damn right they are fake. It’s a BLOG for goodness sake.

I’ve also noticed the increase in number of Pings and Pongs in Ping.sg, a locally based blog aggregator… wonder whyyy…

This Ping Market seems to be attracting more aunties to our big gossip mongering family! Ah, the last time we had such a big party was during the Edison Chen sex scandal. Remember that (lots of traffic!)?

While you’re here in this bustling market, feel free to buy some fish or vegetables. Or, you could even dig out some old rumours about Jean and her molestation blogpost gone wrong!

Ah. Don’t we all love scandals and gossips.

At the end of this post, we have to come to these conclusions…

1. Priss is an e-aunty

2. If you read this entire post, you’re an e-aunty

3. There’s no shame being an e-aunty

4. Someday, all aunties will have blogs

Editor’s note: Please take this piece with a pinch of salt, I really don’t like gossiping for the sake of making other people’s lives miserable but I couldn’t curb my inner-aunty.

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