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Here’s a tribute to Mas Selemat the Nasi Lemak Terrorist:

Mas Selemat went to toilet to fetch a pail of water,
Mas Selemat had a limp, but he managed to escape!
Nasi Lemak was so delicious the guard didn’t bother,
And that is how Mas Selemat broke through the barricade!

*** THIS IS NOT FACTUAL, IT’S ONLY A NONSENSICAL POEM***
♥
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It’s my first attempt at making a video…
I’ve decided to make a video because I signed up for Hello Kitty Online the MMORPG game for closed beta…
and they recently sent me an email saying that we have to make a video using Dream Studio (an online video editing program from http://sanriotown.com/) because the response for [...]

I’m caught between not offending people and the freedom of speech. Heh.
I don’t think my English is in anyway superior, although I was brought up very heavily influenced by foreign media (TV and movies) and majority of my friends speak only English.
I have to say that, yes, I enjoy speaking Singlish in Singapore and to [...]

As you guys know, I’ve been searching for a job for the past 3 weeks. My aunty dropped by from HongKong last week and she asked me to show her my resume so she can give me some advice.
Over the dinner at East Coast Park’s Longbeach seafood centre, I took out my resume and presented [...]

It was late at night and I was staying over his place, well, doing nothing much. I heard my boyfriend’s dad telling everyone that there was smoke coming from outside the door. When we opened the door, the strong pungent smell of smoke shot up our nostrils! It was like putting your face into the [...]

It’s interesting that a simple game of monopoly teaches us so many life lessons.
Life lesson 1: Be nice. So others would be nice to you too [when you land on their expensive properties].
Life lesson 2: Monopolise. That’s the end game my friend, to own everything you can possibly own.
Life lesson 3: It’s not good to [...]

“VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict XVI has reversed centuries of traditional Roman Catholic teaching on limbo, approving a Vatican report released Friday that says there were “serious” grounds to hope that children who die without being baptized can go to heaven.
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Although Catholics have long believed that children who die without being baptized are with original [...]

I usually don’t post videos and medias that lags my already laggy blog… but this clip is funny !!!!
LOL. It’s funny in the weirdest way….

Buey tahan. I DON’T UNDERSTAND that why are some of my friends even agreeing with Xiaxue… that LaoZhaBor looks damn disgusting in swimming costume + “condoms balloons”.
WHY?
That poor old lady nothing to do, have some fun in her life by taking photo shoots and comedy clips with her friends and these people want to critisize [...]

OSLO (Reuters) - Muslim and Christian leaders in Oslo scrapped a soccer match
meant to foster understanding between religions Saturday after the imams refused
to play a team that included women priests.
Muslim-Christian soccer tie scrapped after sex row by Yahoo News
Ok, is it just me… or does anyone else find this REALLY DUMB?
Point 1, why do [...]