Archive for the ‘Hilarious’ Category

 

Priss on Sep 24th, 2008The Cows are trying to kill us!!! [Priss's Conspiracy theory]

The latest news on the China Milk Toxic poisonous milk scandal here in Singapore… In total 8 products are tested to contain melamine, the toxin that has caused kidney stones and killed a few infants in China Taken from Channel Newsasia 1. Yi Li Choice Dairy Fruit Bar Yogurt Flavoured Ice Confection 2. Dutch Lady [...]

Priss on Sep 16th, 2008Dawn Yang is XiaXue’s Potential BFF?

Is it just me…. or does XiaXue‘s BFF finalist Andie looks like a transvestite version of Dawn Yang?! Ok, I have less against transsexuals than plagiarizers, so I’m not sure which Andie might take more of an offense to…. Sorry Andie! But what she said for XX’s auditions make sense… perhaps her demure face plopped [...]

Priss on Sep 15th, 2008Take your pick: 1. SBS is stupid 2. SBS thinks commuters are stupid 3. Commuters are stupid

I’ve been itching to blog about SBS transit’s official website’s FAQ page for quite a few weeks now. Yes! Yes! Singapore’s one and only bus service SBS, pray answer the questions every dumb commuter is dying to know *eyes wide open*  Sometimes, two buses of the same service arrive at the same time with one [...]

Priss on Aug 9th, 2008Quotable Priss!

I make damn good quotes. I really like the first quote below. Quotes of the week 1: Friend sneezes near Priss. Sneezing is a socially acceptable way to eruct bacteria at someone’s face. Quotes of the week 2: Friend comments on Commander Adama of Battle Star Galactic: He’s a serious old man An old man [...]

Priss on Apr 12th, 2008Why my mother shouldn’t have access to email.

My mother is really cute. She should not be allowed to have access to emails because she’s really cute. My mother insist that I do not use any products from The Body Shop because they do not practice animal testing. Yes. I’m dead serious. My mother READ AN EMAIL telling her and god knows how [...]

Priss on Apr 2nd, 2008How we sabotaged our Intern for April Fool’s

There’s this really cute and somewhat bashful intern at my office and we all love him to bits~ Kathleen, another of my colleague, reminded me yesterday that it was going to be April FoOooLS! *grin* We all knew what this meant… surprises for our Intern! I won’t disclose his name here since I’m going dilvulge [...]

Priss on Mar 31st, 2008Gay grappling…. [Funny Picture]

We were discussing about grappling, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and stuff in the Singapore Muay Thai forum… and someone posted this hilarious picture!! HAHA The picture is so suggestive! Well, anyway, I’m not into BJJ or any form of grappling. I’m still the kick and punch kind of girl

Priss on Mar 10th, 2008Stop using this word in the office!!

I’ve recently found that many people like to use the word “Revert” in their office place. I’m not sure if this is a phenomena  exclusive to Singapore offices but I find it mildly irritating that so many people are using this word in the wrong context and no one realizes it. This is even more [...]

Priss on Mar 9th, 2008Funny Youtube Videos vs. Singapore Television

Growing up watching Singapore television (and cable), I’ve found that I do not enjoy “Singaporean humor” they show on TV. One might argue “Gao Xiao Xing Dong” and “PCK Pte Ltd” were really funny, I guess I do watch these comedies once in a while because they were comedies with local flavour – you can’t [...]

Priss on Feb 29th, 2008Nasi Lemak Terrorist – Mas Selemat….. haha

Here’s a tribute to Mas Selemat the Nasi Lemak Terrorist: Mas Selemat went to toilet to fetch a pail of water, Mas Selemat had a limp, but he managed to escape! Nasi Lemak was so delicious the guard didn’t bother, And that is how Mas Selemat broke through the barricade! *** THIS IS NOT FACTUAL, [...]