deadpris

I make damn good quotes. I really like the first quote below.
Quotes of the week 1:
Friend sneezes near Priss.
Sneezing is a socially acceptable way to eruct bacteria at someone’s face.
Quotes of the week 2:
Friend comments on Commander Adama of Battle Star Galactic: He’s a serious old man
An old man is serious. An old […]

My mother is really cute.
She should not be allowed to have access to emails because she’s really cute.
My mother insist that I do not use any products from The Body Shop because they do not practice animal testing.
Yes.
I’m dead serious.
My mother READ AN EMAIL telling her and god knows how many other gullible people that […]

There’s this really cute and somewhat bashful intern at my office and we all love him to bits~
Kathleen, another of my colleague, reminded me yesterday that it was going to be April FoOooLS! *grin* We all knew what this meant… surprises for our Intern!
I won’t disclose his name here since I’m going dilvulge evil […]

We were discussing about grappling, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and stuff in the Singapore Muay Thai forum… and someone posted this hilarious picture!!

HAHA
The picture is so suggestive!
Well, anyway, I’m not into BJJ or any form of grappling. I’m still the kick and punch kind of girl

I’ve recently found that many people like to use the word “Revert” in their office place. I’m not sure if this is a phenomena  exclusive to Singapore offices but I find it mildly irritating that so many people are using this word in the wrong context and no one realizes it. This is even more […]

Growing up watching Singapore television (and cable), I’ve found that I do not enjoy “Singaporean humor” they show on TV. One might argue “Gao Xiao Xing Dong” and “PCK Pte Ltd” were really funny, I guess I do watch these comedies once in a while because they were comedies with local flavour - you can’t […]

Here’s a tribute to Mas Selemat the Nasi Lemak Terrorist:

Mas Selemat went to toilet to fetch a pail of water,
Mas Selemat had a limp, but he managed to escape!
Nasi Lemak was so delicious the guard didn’t bother,
And that is how Mas Selemat broke through the barricade!

*** THIS IS NOT FACTUAL, IT’S ONLY A NONSENSICAL POEM***
♥
Have […]

It’s my first attempt at making a video…
I’ve decided to make a video because I signed up for Hello Kitty Online the MMORPG game for closed beta…
and they recently sent me an email saying that we have to make a video using Dream Studio (an online video editing program from http://sanriotown.com/) because the response for […]

I’m caught between not offending people and the freedom of speech. Heh.
I don’t think my English is in anyway superior, although I was brought up very heavily influenced by foreign media (TV and movies) and majority of my friends speak only English.
I have to say that, yes, I enjoy speaking Singlish in Singapore and to […]

As you guys know, I’ve been searching for a job for the past 3 weeks. My aunty dropped by from HongKong last week and she asked me to show her my resume so she can give me some advice.
Over the dinner at East Coast Park’s Longbeach seafood centre, I took out my resume and presented […]