on Sep 24th, 2008The Cows are trying to kill us!!! [Priss's Conspiracy theory]
The latest news on the China Milk Toxic poisonous milk scandal here in Singapore…
In total 8 products are tested to contain melamine, the toxin that has caused kidney stones and killed a few infants in China
Taken from Channel Newsasia
1. Yi Li Choice Dairy Fruit Bar Yogurt Flavoured Ice Confection
2. Dutch Lady Strawberry Flavoured Milk
3. White Rabbit Creamy Candy
4. Dutch Lady Banana Flavoured Milk
5. Dutch Lady Honeydew Flavoured Milk
6. Silang – House of Steamed Potato – Potato Cracker
7. Puffed Rice Rolls – Butter Corn Flavour
8. Puffed Rice Rolls – Cheese Flavour
It wouldn’t be surprising if the number of China milk infected products increases since so many products uses MILK.
I’ve always suspected that the cows have some kind of conspiracy against humans. Or perhaps, some alien creature planted cows on Earth to slowly torture and kill us all… haha…
Do you know?
1. Over 90% of Asians are lactose intolerant. We can’t digest milk. We get bad bad stomach when we drink milk. The cows are trying to diarrhea us to death! Source: Wikipedia
2. Cows produce harmful methane gases. They are trying to destroy our ozone layer! Source: National Geographic
3. Cows are making themselves to be god! Ok, sorry it’s just a joke, no offense to any Hindus reading this.
So, yeah, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that the cows have some kind of conspiracy theory or some revenge plot for us enslaving them, milking them for milk & meat. 
BTW, my chinese zodiac sign is OX! I love cows, I love beefs, I just don’t like milk 
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