Here’s a tribute to Mas Selemat the Nasi Lemak Terrorist:
Mas Selemat went to toilet to fetch a pail of water,
Mas Selemat had a limp, but he managed to escape!
Nasi Lemak was so delicious the guard didn’t bother,
And that is how Mas Selemat broke through the barricade!
*** THIS IS NOT FACTUAL, IT’S ONLY A NONSENSICAL POEM***
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Have to put that disclosure up so I won’t be liable for defaming anyone. It’s written more like a limerick. It’s just funny how I keep hearing “Nasi Lemak” in people’s conversations everyday 
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I do these kind of silly things all the time, and people around me are so used to it they probably don’t even find it funny anymore….
I was riding on a bus after work and it was playing Channel News Asia and of course, the biggest news this week in Singapore – terrorist escapes Singapore’s detention centre.
Quoted from my friend xizor who probably quoted from some where reliable
A MASSIVE manhunt involving thousands of policemen and Gurkhas was launched yesterday after Mas Selamat Kastari, the terrorist who planned to crash a hijacked plane into Changi Airport, escaped from detention.
Mas Selamat, 47, who took over as head of the Jemaah Islamiah (JI) terror network here in 1999, fled the Internal Security Department’s Whitley Road Detention Centre at 4.05pm yesterday.
Now…. What I (PRISS THE DEAF GOON DU) heard on the bus was… “terrorist”, “escaped”, “Nasi Lemak”… WHAT??
For at least FIVE MINUTES, I was wondering what did a “Nasi Lemak” man do to get the attention of so many military personnel dispatched to hunt for his head. I saw the footage of the armed military men near SCGS and something about someone escaping the country……… I still didn’t get what the “Nasi Lemak” man did or what high profile crime he had committed.
Alas, I took a few steps closer to the TV mobile screen and the marque below the footage wrote his name… MAS SELEMAT
I thought I was quite deaf, but the news caster pronounced his name yet again – Nasi Lemak. I give up, maybe I’m really deaf.
